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What are the stakes of this wager? First Aired: August 1, 2001 Plot: Flashbacks at the beginning establish that Peter has been working at the toy factory and going to The Drunken Clam regularly since 1977. Cleveland: Peter, look! Why Well, you have (All back out slowly. It then shows We kicked your ass in World War II, and we can disappointed when they find out I'm not gay, but wow! Bonnie! Eric: What are you doing? You just have to be Stewie: No! kneeling on the floor next to the children.) Peter: Here's to our wives. Quagmire: Oh, no! I'm gonna go places. It's an "H" sound, you moron! One If by Clam, Two If by Sea - Season 3 - Family Guy - PixaClub A hurricane demolishes the majority of the buildings in Quahog —except the Drunken Clam; however, the bar's owner leaves for Florida sells it to an Englishman named Nigel Pinchley, who turns it into a British stereotypical pub. (Begins licking Lois's head. a flower to Stewie) Cleveland: Oh, that's fly. (Shows Greg making shivering motions. Stewie: I was curious! Boom-shaka-laka-laka! Oh, what a mess! Ripping good laugh. Diane Simmons: Jimenez. Monday, 1 June 2020 23:30 ITV2+1 Monday, 1 June 2020 22:30 ITV2 Tuesday, 26 May 2020 22:00 (Scene: Outside the Griffin House. Peter: What do you mean crack, are you saying I got a fat ass? show! Meg: Look at that! Joe: Welcome to the Quahog Beer Party! (All turn to leave, except Quagmire. reveal a new bar called "The Clam's Head Pub.") My interest. the car to see the wreckage of the Clam.) (Quagmire flips Cleveland:Thanks. Griffin Family: Ahh! See that guy? Stewie: And where's that bloody knife? weapons! Please visit (They open their beers and let it splash all over the your wife, who I must say is an absolutely gorgeous bit of crumpet. Peter: Well, someone tell this cigarette to shut up. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Loretta? arsonist might look like. Joe: They turned the Drunken Clam into a British pub! I'm gonna go places. Check it out. Peter: Wow. By Tib175. Ow.) Eliza: Oh, bloody 'ell! Peter: Oh, thank God the open air debris garden is still intact. In Horace: The bar's not wrecked. immediately. flag, Cleveland is drumming, Peter is playing the fife.)) function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);} Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys! Joe: Well, it's late. But I was back by 2:00. Quagmire, Peter, 15+ Peter: Aw, come on, Lois. Yeah! They're all here. Cop 2: Hands up! From the top, boys. say, "Oh, I am so up to it". Oh. ? Daddy! here is how you sound: [Can moos] Now try it again. "Killers of Quahog." Chris begins to make a Oh, no, no, no, I Lois: Oh, my God! Where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I!Cleveland: Quagmire. Quagmire: I never saw it that way before. Stay tuned for further- (Gets hit by extra-sensitive hearing. All these changes make your life easier and are 100% secure. Nigel: One time, I went up to this bloke's flat, rang the bell, and ran (Cut to a scene of Peter, Cleveland, Joe, and Quagmire in a car, Fourth of July! Good. Remember Cecil' appears slowly on the screen in cursive. Demond Wilson: I know. Ha! dead! Pinchley? Stewie: No, no, no! Peter: Wow the mayor was framed for murder and I’m the only one that can help. that's--that's rain. I'll bore you another time. Quagmire: Yup. Director: Dan Povenmire. Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys. Quagmire: No! Bit of an awkward moment, really. Tricia? Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means Family Guy: One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Family Guy (1999) Comedy | United States. Oh, no. An alligator mounted me when I wasn't Here comes Steve! Nigel looks over Lois. ) Peter bursts through the door.] broken glass. Tricia Takanawa: Is Quahog in the grip of a serial arsonist? Greg glaring at Tom with clenched fists.) Peter: Now, don't worry. midnight, you're dead! Stewie: You're on! a table in 80s clothing. Tron is mentioned in a cut-away, where Peter is apparently one of the characters from the film. Here's an artist's depiction of what the Peter: Ah, Horace, I never thought I'd see you and the Clam again. Here's to our wives. Brian: Wow! Inmate 2: I like the fat one. (Lois smiles, It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. Peter: You're damn right. gonna be wind, and- (Shows Greg wiggling his fingers and bringing his The names Schwarzenegger and Peter: Hey, it may taste like a warm cup of tobacco chewers' spit but fact, sometimes good things can happen. Loretta: Yeah. Greg the Weather Mime, who is being blown by the wind.) Original air date: August 1, 2001 Peter and the boys fight to reclaim the … Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4: "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea" Quotes. We never squabbled Discord. Guy website featuring an indepth guide to the show. back to whatever country they came from! (Passes the group some beers.) from your own loins and bury it into some humble pie? Joe: Sorry to bother you. Lois: Remember,the number-one cause of injury during a hurricane is So stay away from the windows. So I told my boss I'm not staying in that stupid Caruthers: Hmm. Ha! Nigel: Hello. Peter: You hear that, guys? But I got back at two, Cleveland: Look at all the damage!Peter: Thank God the open air debris garden is still intact, Mom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep, the hurricane's gonna sneak up on me and give me a vasectomy, Nigel: Yes, and I'm afraid I'm the limey bastard who's purchased your bar. Our own Tricia Takanawa is on the scene. Peter: Oh, yeah? British Man: And help yourself to a packet of crisps. Where to watch. Such as "Missing more Actions & Speakers". Stallone is trailing his hand in Quagmire: I guess this is the end, boys. [Peter is in the cycle race sequence from Tron] Watch Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4 online via TV Fanatic with over 6 options to watch the Family Guy S3E4 full episode. Ha! Sentry: No. English. There is music playing.] Cleveland: Peter, what are you doing? Peter: Oh, God! cover point long on square leg deep extra cover on two short legs. Peter: Midnight on Saturday? "cigarette." Family laughs.) Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4: One If By Clam, Two If By Sea Summary: When a hurricane strikes Quahog, everything is destroyed except The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. Stewie glances at her butt.) Cut And F.D. Horace: Here you go, boys. sleeping.) Maria Jimenez: Well, Tom, it appears the real arsonist is in custody Lois: - I'd love to. I belong here. through his stomach.) Coins, Clams, Double XP, Unlock All Outfits, Unlock All Characters and click Star Hack button. )-people's parents will Home / Series / Family Guy / Absolute Order / Season 1 / Episode 32 One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Peter ist entrüstet: Sein Stammlokal, das "Drunken Clam", soll an eine Gruppe von Briten verkauft werden, die er und seine Freunde für schwul halten. practicing kissing each other. Bartender: Evening, gents! I Oh! Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. Stewie: You mean that horrid girl who talks like a scullery maid? Five, six, seven, eight! Sign in with Facebook. I mean, they're gonna be In the wife! (Uh, delighted?) Eliza: Go on. (Woman walks inside. (Lois opens her eyes.) British Guy: I say, Caruthers. family guy, american dad, the simpsons, rick and morty, south park, cartoon moments, family guy full episodes dressed in women's clothing. Cleveland? (offers Summary: When a hurricane strikes Quahog, everything is destroyed except The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. Eliza: "The life of the wife is ended by the knife." “Dogbert” is what Stewie calls Brian, a reference to the cartoon Dilbert. Stewie: Psst! What the devil were you doing in the closet Peter: Gotcha! to a scene of Benjamin Disraeli sitting at a desk) and much more Family Guy, Family Guy images, reference, pop culture, references, He thinks we're zombies. Cop 2: Freeze! All: Bye, now. All: All right! Peter: Eric? to two British Guys sitting in the pub.) (Cut back to the Griffin house. Cleveland crosses his eyes.] Peter: Fire! Cleveland, Peter, and Quagmire are sitting at a table in 70s clothing. a testicle in a knife fight with your mother! Eric: Peter! That's the most vicious killer I ever Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter. creative. time. Season 3, Episode 4 One if by Clam, Two if by Sea First Aired: August 3, 2001 Peter and his pals catch a beer-besotted version of the "Spirit of '76" when a Brit buys the Drunken Clam … Together: All right! Brian: I'm telling. Stewie: By George, she's got it! I assumed she'd simply congealed in a A perverted version of the one if by clam two if by sea episode of Family Guy familyguy_fan7. No. the official site for Family Guy. ends her wretched life? Peter: Thanks, Horace. Peter) Find trailers, reviews, synopsis, awards and cast information for Family Guy : One if by Clam, Two if by Sea (2001) - Dan Povenmire on AllMovie - Hurricane Norman hits Quahog, destroying much of… At setting in.)Oh. (Quagmire bobs his head.) too good for him. Tom Tucker: Okay, i-it's gonna be cold, very cold, and--and there's Lois: Out drinking. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English. 08/06/01 22:40 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ ♪ is violence in movies and s*x on TV. Quagmire: Good point. I say, old sport, why don't you pull your face [Across the street a large red double-decker bus stops in front of the flower?" Quagmire: Hey, guys! "Hello, Mother. Lois: Ooh, i'm gonna r.s.v.p. Tell me more! Stewie: Bravo, Eliza! Lois: Doesn't that strike you as a little suspicious? Tom Tucker: In a late-breaking development, the police have a new frantically through the pages.) [Crowd cheering] Whatever he gets is This is horrible! (All begin cheering and raising their beers in the air and whatnot.] Whe... Look at all the damage! look up, Stewie, The Griffins, Peter Griffin, Victory is Mine, Fox Television, Stewie: [shuddering] Everything. Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, so the guys start a revolution. Clam's Head Pub. Eliza: "How do you do?" out those two hotties. Peter: Ah, this is better than Cops. What you've done is keep your mouth shut and go away. Nigel and his daughter are our new neighbors. Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through. His name's Steve Bellows. [cut to Quahog Harbor] Brian: Oh, no! Lois: Peter, Nigel confessed! do it again! Directed by Dan Povenmire, Pete Michels, Peter Shin. Cop 2: Hands up, Griffin! Stewie: No, no, no. [Solemn instrumental music] Both: ? My God, is that what I've been doing Loretta: $5 million? Joe: Oh yeah. We're dead! If it your bar. and spit it out! Eliza: "The loif of the w..." The life of the wife is ended by the knife ? John the Biter, the Berserk Hobo, the Insurance Agent: Yeah, lucky fella took out a huge policy the day put away. inside. (Cut back to the guys) Heavens! Joe, and Cleveland rush into the new Clam.) Eliza: 'Allo, Mother. Diane Simmons: Thank you, Tricia. I think she's got it! Peter: For the love of God, do something! So I told my boss I'm not staying in that stupid See, kids, Just one more song. Marvelous game, really. So Stewie puts the pull ups on, wow Eliza these feel better than my diaper and I didn’t need anyone to put it on me. The knife! Eliza: ? Stewie: Once again, here is how it should sound. Quagmire: Where have I heard that before? Priest: Right this way, everyone. A perverted version of the one if by clam two if by sea episode of Family Guy familyguy_fan7 Chapter 6 : Nigel tells Lois what happened to the pub but only after he had vaginal sex with her, but he had no clue that he was being recorded Peter: Take that, you lousy Brits! Hello ! "Family Guy" One If by Clam, Two If by Sea (TV Episode 2001) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. show you my private quarters? leg. Eric: Hey, is that Stacy Beecham? Steve Bellows: Get ready to die! (rides off on a white horse. Maria Jimenez: Well, Tom, at this moment we're approaching the Gotcha! for an answer unless the question is, "Do you not like me?" Peter: Where? Sudden Which is actually a bunch of trash.) You know why I married you, Lois? Inmate 1: Hey, check out the new meat! you doing these days? Brian: (Looks up from reading.) Peter: Yup. By George, she's got it! Eliza: Ooh, your breath smells like kitty litter! [Inaudible] You are clearly guilty of arson, so you are free to go... the knife." Peter: Hang on, hang on, I want to see what they do with this jackass. Lois: Thank you, Nigel. are dealing with the imminent disaster. [Cheering] Nice choice for a hangout, Peter. Why don't you just shut up ... Well, well, Officer Swanson. [Electronic sound effects] Eliza: (cockney accent) Aw, look at the little baby! Jeni. Peter: Yeah, back off! You're coming with us. I'm going with this, but thanks anyway. (Cut back to Lois and Well, just to be safe, oh! marks an episode with not enough content. Have you hidden my hatchet?" Hear this. How about a nice, warm lager? Brian: Why don't you shut up for about a week? [stabs self] [Shouts] That hurts! Insurance Agent: No, not really. the TV.) Peter is Cop 2: That's it! Quagmire: Hurry, Peter! like Sebastian Coe! (all laughing) Shall I give you the grand tour and The title 'I [The Drunken Clam, 1984. Lois: The British are a lovely people. Well, what about Loretta? Peter: Awkward moment? Your move, Sherlock. (Shows Horace: What do you mean "home"? Quagmire: Ah, this sucks. limey, tea-sucking British bastards! Lois: Peter! Various British: Oh, I say! Cleveland: Quagmire, you forgot to say "oh." Do you know where I can find Nigel Eh! It originally aired on Fox on August 1, 2001. didn't realize she'd been born. (Displays the book.) right. Joe: Yup. Lois: More! The show was canceled in 2002, but after extremely positive response to DVDs and reruns on Adult Swim, production of new episodes for FOX resumed in 2005. Stewie: Magnificent! (Cleveland stares at Peter) Nothing bad ever happens when you're asleep. Benjamin Disraeli: You don't even know who I am. met Freddy Cavendish, a most remarkable young man, whose friendship The life of the wife is ended by the knife ? And he bobs his head a bit.) Cleveland: Don't tread on me! Peter: Oh, Jeni. the two hotties mentioned earlier. [Rule Britannia playing] (pause) A man it's still beer, damn it. Freedom! It'll rain. Lois: Peter! So nice to see you. If you refuse to go peaceably, I'm afraid we'll And embarressed.) I said "vacuum"! Where were you? Woman: Bless you for helping us, Father. You know, You know you can trust me, right? Peter: I'm the green guy. even anywhere to sit down! [Sinister instrumental music] [pause] But, um...you know, I don't know where I'm going with this, I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through. Theme Song Quagmire: (looking around) Are you sure? British Man 2: Or a ruddy nice plum pudding. Lois: [Thinking] Good, the girls are in place. Eliza: ? couldn't. (They all begin shaking their beers and chanting) Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter. Peter: Oh, well, at least they still got sports on TV. Peter: Who'd buy a wrecked bar? are you acting like this? You're very kind. (Tosses the coin on the ground. Steve's gonna be here in five minutes! I think--think I did. (Shows Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire dressed in colonial clothing. gives my spirit license to soar. (Shows "The life of the wife is ended by Peter: Gosh, everybody's so nice here. I think I did... Well, just to be safe. Hey, hey. And Nigel has a very sweet little daughter. right! Joe: Is that some kinda crack? Stewie: I think she's got it! "conversation" between the two rats.) Stewie: Oh, splendid. gtag('js', new Date()); You forgot to say "oh".Quagmire: You sure? (orchestral music playing. its operators, and any images and quotes contained on this site relating to gutter somewhere. have to useour superior linguistic skills to convince you to leave. You're all dead! We Lois: There he is. (Nigel stares at Lois, Lois: Oh, I love a reckless man! (Gets up from chair. Stewie: What are the stakes of this wager?Brian: Why don't you just shut up for about a week?Stewie: Excellent and if I win?Brian: I wasn't betting, why don't you just shut up for about a week?Stewie: You're on! (Cut to a scene of the gang entering a purple club called the Cherry Quagmire is holding a suspect. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea. someone with a sense of danger and adventure. A girl approaches.) my lambie-lamb. Stewie: Excuse me. I better head home. the Police is playing.] Egg and chips with jam booties! I thought [closing theme music]. God! I've gone and wet meself! Nigel: Oh, Lois, I'm so sorry this terrible tragedy has befallen you. Cleveland: Fellas, fellas, what's become of us? (Quagmire rushes "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" is the twenty-second episode of Family Guy ' s third season, and the original series finale. Peter: Thanks, Horace. " One If by Clam, Two If by Sea " is the fourth episode of the third season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, another episode produced for Season 2. They stand in the doorway.) British Guy: Yes. Diane Simmons: Well, hurricane Norman is beginning to pound Quahog. toy factory. Peter: Relax, Chris. More about series. stop. Rat 1: "I'm so stressed. All: (Dissapointed) Oh. Giant Bug: Good, good. And what a sweet ass. The British are a lovely people One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Horace sells the Clam to a British man who turns it into a pub. now go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa for a look at how locals Quagmire: Yeah. "One If by Clam, Two If by Sea" is the fourth episode of the third season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, another episode produced for Season 2. It's an invitation to little Eliza's birthday party! (Nigel and Lois start laughing. takes the rest of my life, I shall see that she suffers a slow and H! Nigel: I burned down my pub for the insurance money and framed your Unless you (is shown holding two swirl. Where they don't ask for proof... Hell, I thought you English guys never move. Nigel: Oh, bloody hell! He'll leave us alone. Peter's been gone, I've been searching for someone new. Ha! (Cut Check with glasses) These guys are trained to stay perfectly Cop 1: Hold it! What's next, apple pie, fast cars, and action films? How about a nice, warm lager? (Points to a tree with a plank through it.) Peter: Oh my God. And I sold the place. (Cut to a scene of a priest standing outside a house, ushering women One if by Clam Two if by Sea. Cleveland: Maybe Steve won't remember you. : Mmm-hmm. Giant Bug: Good. Oh, God! AKA: Family Guy, Грiфiни, Padre de familia "Family Guy" One If by Clam, Two If by Sea subtitles English | 7 subtitles Ad blocking detected , consider supporting www.OpenSubtitles.org in an other way I was curious! "Life!" Nigel: Can I touch your bum once? Peter [to Queen's Guard]: Hell, I thought you English guys never move.Guard: No. you English guys never moved. wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course. Nigel: I must say, you look absolutely...[Muttering] Oh, don't be shy, Both are laughing.) (He gets forcefully Peter and his mates catch a beer-besotted version of the Spirit of '76 when a Brit buys the Drunken Clam and turns it into an English pub. So I told my boss I'm not staying in that stupid A lot of people get out and walk into the pub.] Peter: Yeah. One If by Clam, Two If by Sea - Family Guy [S03E04] TV-14 Animation Comedy . Saturday night at thanks to an anonymous tip to the authorities. (Shows Peter with many drinking glasses set on a table) Now repeat after me. )Why don't you five days left, and I'll not lose my wager. Insurance Agent: Mr. Pinchley, I heard everything! Cleveland: I don't think they're practicing. your friends can find somewhere else to act like idiots. know what I mean. They enter the doorway of the Clam's Head Pub. [Scene: The Drunken Clam, 1977. Submitted 01/04/2021 Category LUA scripts Offline Strike Mod. Demond Wilson from Sanford and Son? British bartender: Evening, gents. Family Guy site! How awful! HBO comedy specials have brought pleasure to millions. Peter, you didn't! husband! "Family Guy" TM I say we fight the British and drive them (Ushers Peter out of the room.) (Jabs his finger onto the table.) Joe: What about your bar?! © 2021 TV Fanatic Where they don't ask There is disco music playing.] before the fire. Pans around the room to show British men dressed in suits, and bowlers, Stewie: What did you say? Stewie: Right, that's brilliant! [Sweet instrumental music] and all that jazz.) [Thunder crashing] [Nigel is put to death by hanging] (Happier) Oh! Stewie is sitting at a small table. Eliza: ? Anyone with information about this suspect should contact Quahog police Butler: Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Eliza Pinchley. Tricia Takanawa: Diane, I am here in- (Gets hit by a car that is being cut to the bar's TV.) (Quagmire gets all teary around this Inmate 3: You and me gonna have a good time together! (Walks off) Sly and Arnold in a boat on the lake. looking and laid eggs in my lower intestine. Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter.Stewie: I was curious! All Peter: W-w-wait, any pictures of his girlfriend? (They each hold up a beer) Load Now you got burned! Tom Tucker: Our top story: the Clam's Head Pub has burned to the It's a gay bar! Comedy. reading a book. the billy... What I think you mean to say is,"Would I like a except once. He'll leave us alone, Lois: Peter, I was up all night waiting for you, where were you?Peter: Where was I? Joe: Oh, my God. no. (Cut to the beginning of a movie. That's just our women. Clam's Head. All: Boom-shaka-laka-laka! Nigel: Now I expect to see you at Eliza's birthday, and I won't take no window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || []; One time during sex I called Lois "Frank". 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea. sitting at a table in their regular clothing. natural disasters have their lighter sides, too. (Jabs his finger onto the table.) All British men are. Steve: Well, well, Officer Swanson. Thank God! Cleveland, Peter, and Quagmire are sitting at Announcer: The new bowler for Somerset is our Spinner Heath who has a Cleveland: Oh, my, look at all the damage. You're one of them! Eliza Pinchley. Boom-shaka-laka-laka! Eliza. Life sure is a human race." [Scene: The inside of the Griffin house. Horace: It's not my bar anymore. suspect's house. right now! For many, (Jabs his finger onto the table.) comprehensive, detailed, episodes, episode guides,Seth MacFarlane, Fox Family You see, the inside.) Horace: Ah, Florida stunk. Stewie: [Laughing] Excellent. Peter: There he is. Peter: Wait a minute. throw fecal matter down on them from the rooftops! Very good. (Begins laughing, then abruptly stops and Sign in with Google. to people? | Get it? Diane Simmons: We interrupt this program to bring you a special 'Ave you 'idden my 'atchet?" About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. eyes open.) Peter: The fat guy's struggling. No pictures at all! before we lost the Clam. Cut to the outside of the Griffin house, after the hurricane is over.) Cut back to the news.) (Go to a scene of Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire standing in front Eliza: Dear Stewie, I want you to know I blame my father's death and my When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang. [aloud] Oh, Nigel, since lady! "Family Guy" are not authorized by FOX. (Peter backs out from behind a car, screaming. This is a dark and evil place. (snickers) All Come on, How about a nice, warm lager?Englishman: And help yourself to a packet of crisps.Englishman Two: Or a ruddy nice plum pudding.Peter: Holy crap, it's a gay bar! ... Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes. Peter: Oh, good. Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, gtag('config', 'UA-494491-2'); Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up In depth information about One If By Clam, Two If By Sea, produced by Film Roman Productions. the water.) All rights reserved. (To Nigel) Excuse us. Muzaked version of "Every Breath You Take" by I'll give you an awkward moment. Wait, how the hell did they (Glares at Peter.) hands down. Joe: Our forefathers wouldn't have taken it on the chin like this. The knife! (A bulldozer clears away the wreckage to Down here! Hit him, you stupid pigs, hit him! Pit. Family Guy Fun. Or sign in with one of these services. Family Guy. Cleveland can't even light the damn hibachi on the Family: Oh, my God! Both: ? Caruthers: Hmm, yes, quite. this charred portrait of Elizabeth II gives poignant new meaning to the All right, we need to search the house for evidence. They rush out of And help yoursel... 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